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Never around when wanted
Plastic bags are like policemen; there's never one around when you want one. I went out at 7am instead of 6am when it was light and had stopped raining, and came across dozens of sweet chestnuts on the ground. As I had forgotten to take a plastic bag with me and saw none lying about, I couldn't collect as many chestnuts as I'd have liked. When I arrived home and emptied out my pockets, I found that one contained a plastic bag. D'Oh; it must have been in there for months.
I washed the chestnuts and put them in a pan to soak while I ate my porridge. When I came to boil them I spotted a maggot swimming in the water. I was glad that I'd noticed it because I then scrutinised all the chestnuts and found about six with tiny holes. I threw these away and boiled the rest. When I peeled those I found two contained maggots which were almost the same colour as the chestnut flesh. I am glad that I can still spot a maggot at close quarters.
There was intermittent torrential rain all morning. I took route three to the care home in the afternoon to avoid floods on the other two routes but even that was flooded. I took route four on the way back and that was better; puddles on each side of the roads had yet to meet in the middle.
My father's birthday is on Tuesday so my brother and three of his kids and I met at the care home for a little party. His wife was feeling poorly so she stayed at home. The journey and two hours at the care home would probably have finished her off.
We brought cards and presents, and I brought cake, apple juice, plastic cups and napkins. On the front of my brother's card were the words 'Have you heard the freezer song?' This was revealed inside. Freezer jolly good fellow etc. My father sang the words, closed the card, read the front again, opened the card, sang some more, closed the card, read the words. On and on he went like a stuck record. He stopped when someone took the card from him and told him to open another. The next one received similar treatment apart from the singing.
Meanwhile Gladys sat in a corner next to some poor sod to whom she's taken a shine. I could hear her haranguing him about his doing nothing and her doing nothing and her wanting to get out. All these people in her house and none of them invited and she would have to do something to sort it.
Chris, an old biddy as my father called her, came in and out every five minutes to rearrange the chair cushions. Occasionally she would come over to us and walk round the back of our chairs talking gibberish, cheerful gibberish. Once she uttered the word 'Yes' and once 'No' but apart from that everything was unintelligible.
One of the presents was a box of mints. My father opened the packet and handed it round. We all took one. Minutes later he looked at his presents, picked up the box of mints and remarked that some were missing. 'Who's eaten my mints?' he said. 'You handed them round,' we chorused. He wouldn't believe us. 'Some buggers have eaten my mints,' he complained.
Thought for today Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age and old men's nurses. Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
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1.10.06 20:36
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Citizenship
At the U3A Current Affairs meeting last week I asked what was taught in school citizenship lessons. Someone said it was political, about voting and government. Sounded boring to me. Today I discovered a book entitled Clear Thinking: An Elementary Course of preparation for Citizenship by RW Jepson, published in 1936.
In the introduction the author quotes Sir ED Simon in Training for Citizenship: 'The citizen of democracy also needs certain intellectual qualities. It is not enough to love truth; he must learn how to find it. It is easy to teach students to reason correctly in the physical sciences; it is much more difficult to teach them to reason correctly in the social sciences where their own prejudices and passions are involved. They must be taught habits of clear thinking in order that they may acquire the power of recognising their own prejudices and of discussing political and economic questions with the same calm, the same desire to understand the other person's position, the same precision and absence of overstatement, as they would bring to the discussion of a problem in mathematics.'
The Dept for Education and Skills website (www.dfes.gov.uk/citizenship/) lists 'three inter-related components that should run through all education for Citizenship. 1 Social and moral responsibility: Pupils learning, from the very beginning, self-confidence and socially and morally responsible behaviour both in and beyond the classroom, towards those in authority and towards each other. 2 Community involvement: Pupils learning about becoming helpfully involved in the life and concerns of their neighbourhood and communities, including learning through community involvement and service to the community. 3 Political literacy: Pupils learning about the institutions, problems and practices of our democracy and how to make themselves effective in the life of the nation, locally, regionally and nationally through skills and values as well as knowledge - a concept wider than political knowledge alone.'
It adds: 'Pupils develop skills of enquiry, communication, participation and responsible action through learning about and becoming informed and interested citizens.'
I am sceptical about what passes for citizenship in schools; however, without more information I shall reserve judgement. Meanwhile I wonder what pupils would make of the questions given at the end of the book about clear thinking. Here are some examples.
A man confesses to a crime. Is this sufficient to convict him? If not, why not?
Criticise the following argument: 'Free schooling, then free meals, now free boots and free milk—why! there will be free tickets for the cinema for the children before we know where we are.'
Consider the point of view of the 'next motorist' who comes before a magistrate who has just announced; 'I shall make an example of the next motorist who comes before me charged with speeding on the --- bypass.' A burglar, after one of his housebreaking exploits, leaves behind a written message which contains glaring errors in grammar and spelling. What different inferences can be made?
Thought for today When the occasion or object in question is not such as calls for, or is likely to excite in those particular readers or hearers, the emotions required, it is a common rhetorical artifice to turn their attention to some object which will call forth these feelings; and when they are too much excited to be capable of judging calmly, it will not be difficult to turn their passions, once roused, to the direction required, and to make them view the case before them in a very different light. Whately, Rhetoric
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2.10.06 22:10
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Clear thinking
The book I am reading about clear thinking is good. It's suitable for everyone not just school children. Some of the words and phrases date the book but not the context. Here are some more extracts.
Scientific investigators, often in the teeth of ignorance, suspicion, prejudice and even persecution, have by their labours and researches during the last three centuries immeasurably increased our knowledge of the resources and powers of Nature. ...
But the knowledge of man, of the springs of his conduct, of his relations to his fellow-men singly or in groups, and the felicitous regulation of human intercourse in the interests of harmony, fairness and peace of mind have made no such advance. ...
Ignorance, suspicion and prejudice are still rife: and when we watch the efforts made in some quarters of the western world to reorganise human relationships to fit new conditions, we may well wonder whether such progress as we have made is not an illusion, and whether the methods employed do not belong more to the Dark Ages than to the twentieth century. ...
Our material progress has outstripped our mental progress. ...
The next formidable obstacle to honest thinking is laziness -- the reluctance to face the insupportable fatigue of thought. For thinking is a painful process: it requires effort. How easy it is for us to take the line of least resistance and allow others to do the thinking for us! How much easier it is to fall in with accepted opinion than to question it! Hence is derived the tendency to accept without question whatever one sees in print, or the expressed opinions of so-called 'authorities'; hence the credulity of the masses, their impressionability and susceptibility to suggestion. How fatally easy it is to succumb to the cleverly worded advertisement, the sophistries of the quack, the catchphrases of the politician, the slogans and axe-grinding propaganda of the popular Press!
Thought for today Prejudice is a far more serious obstacle to overcome than illogicality, because our own personal feelings are involved. RW Jepson, Clear Thinking. An Elementary Course of preparation for Citizenship, 1936
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3.10.06 19:40
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Clear thinking continued
Sophistry, like poison, is at once detected when presented to us in a concentrated form; but a fallacy which, when stated barely in a few sentences, would not deceive a child, may deceive half the world, if diluted in a quarto volume ... It is true, in the course of argument as in Mechanics, that 'nothing is stronger than its weakest part,' and consequently a chain which has one faulty link will break; but though the number of sound links adds nothing to the strength of the chain, it adds much to the chance of the faulty one's escaping observation. ...
We are creatures of habit. The oftener we act or think in a certain way, the more mechanical and the easier it becomes to go on acting and thinking in the same way, and the more difficult, and therefore the more distasteful, it becomes to deviate from our established routine.
Thought for today Attempts to disturb these prejudices are bound to meet with strong resistance; so many of us dislike not only change, but also being forced to think at all. RW Jepson, Clear Thinking. An Elimentary Course of preparation for Citizenship, 1936
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4.10.06 20:52
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Dementia progresses
My father crapped in his bed. My mother got out of her bed to clean him though why she didn't call the care home staff to help beats me. She recounted their conversation.
He: If this happened more often anyone would think I was incontinent. She: You are incontinent. He: Am I? She: Yes, you've been incontinent for the last two years. He: Have I? Then I should be in an old folks' home. She: You are in an old folks' home. He: Am I?
It was his birthday on Tuesday. He told everyone he was 90 (he's 89) and they were impressed. In the afternoon the cook produced a birthday cake for him and the man who comes once a week to play the piano arrived, so the residents had a party with cake, music, songs and dancing. It was riotous said my mother. A relative turned up and was surprised to see the residents so lively.
My father remarked to my mother that they should keep quiet about any more birthdays lest the company expected them to provide food again. He's getting like Gladys, said my mother. He thinks it's his home.
Thought for today We don't talk about nature anymore. We talk about natural resources as if everything had a price tag. You can't buy spiritual values at a shopping mall. The things that uplift the spirit--an old-growth forest, a clear river, the flight of a golden eagle, the howl of a wolf, space and quiet without motors--are intangibles. These are the values that people do look for and that everyone needs. George Schaller, National Geographic, October 2006
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5.10.06 19:40
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Clear thinking part 3
This book is good; I recommend it. It's a lesson in clear English, punctuation (though two spaces after full stops, and one space before exclamation marks, semi-colons and colons are now out of fashion), and views of the 30s as well as in clear thinking.
Here are more extracts, this time about The Popular Press.
A modern democratic government cannot work properly without a free Press. If the electors are to take an active and intelligent interest in politics, they must have access to the material on which to base their opinions and judgements; they must have unfettered opportunities to express and to examine divergent views. Freedom of expression, freedom of discussion, freedom to criticise, and full knowledge of the facts are essential if electors are to take their proper part in forming collective decisions on matters of public policy.
Those who, from Milton onwards, worked so hard to secure the freedom of the Press, not only from arbitrary official control, but also from restrictions, by way of taxation, calculated to make newspapers inaccessible to the poorer classes, had this in mind. ...
The dangers of State control over the Press were well illustrated during the Great War, when Governments of belligerent countries not only suppressed rigorously all news that could be of service to the enemy in the prosecution of their campaigns, but also used the immense propagandist value of the Press to encourage and strengthen the unity of effort in their own country, to undermine the confidence of the enemy and to impress neutral lands with the success of their arms and the justice of their cause. Such methods may be defensible in times of stress or crisis, on the ground of self-preservation; and in such times we are not unwilling to forgo some of our liberties in order that we may ultimately retain all of them. No one objects to taking medicine when he is ill; but medicine is hardly to be recommended as a daily food; and it is the sign of a healthy people, as of a healthy man, that they should be allowed to choose their own diet.
Ha! Choose their own diet; how times change. Freedom of expression, freedom of discussion, freedom to criticise; how times change. Have we advanced in 70 years? Materially much, mentally little.
Thought for today Thinking: the operating skill with which intelligence acts upon experience. Edward de Bono
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6.10.06 19:41
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Clear thinking, part 4
I do like this book; it is so beautifully written. Here is another extract.
We have already noted, in the course of this book, how people dislike having their cherished convictions disturbed, how their thoughts and actions are dictated more by prejudice than sound reasoning, how quickly they respond to primitive impulses and instincts, especially in times of crisis, how their passions can overrule better judgment, how distasteful it is to be compelled to think at all, how powerful is the influence of generally accepted opinion--that being so, is it surprising that the popular newspaper finds it safer and more paying to flatter people's cherished convictions, pander to their prejudices, appeal to their primitive instincts (especially the herd instinct), stimulate their passions, and save them the trouble of thinking?
The preceding paragraph is one sentence. How many writers today could write such a clear long sentence? How many readers could cope with it? The paragraph continues.
Is it surprising that it is more profitable to encourage people to go on thinking the false with which they are familiar than to tell them the necessary but unpleasant truth they do not want to hear?
Thought for today Accuracy of observation and clarity of thought are generally accompanied by clarity and accuracy in language: and muddled writing is nearly always the result of muddled thinking. RW Jepson, Clear Thinking. An Elementary Course of preparation for Citizenship, 1936
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7.10.06 20:07
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